Close Call!

"Boxer_4" (Boxer_4) 06/30/2019 at 18:20 • Filed to: None

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When I put my left turn signal on and slow down, it generally means that I intend to turn left up ahead. It doesn’t mean “Please pass me on the left”.

Apparently, some self-important wannabe country boy in a lifted Dodge Ram didn’t get the memo... It’s a good thing that I tend to check my mirrors when initiating a turn, as a saw this chucklefuck dart left just as I began to turn left onto a crossroad.

What a piece of trash!

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Boxer_4 06/30/2019 at 18:26

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People amaze me at times with the depth of their stupidity. Just when you think they can't get any worse, they do. And that Pic? That's probably 90% of the off-roading it's ever done...

Alfalfa > Boxer_4 06/30/2019 at 18:29

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If I  never use my signals, why should I pay attention to anyone else's?

Boxer_4 > Alfalfa 06/30/2019 at 18:30

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If I can’t see any of the other cars, they must not exist...

Boxer_4 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/30/2019 at 18:33

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I tend to judge these and their drivers quite harshly, at least to my self, and today’s event certainly doesn’t help their cause. Don’t judge a book by its cover and all that, but...

smobgirl > Boxer_4 06/30/2019 at 19:05

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I had that happen once that I specifically remember, only it was a Walmart semi. Terrifying.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Boxer_4 06/30/2019 at 19:10

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I like douche canoe, fucker McFuckface, and a gold ol  dumb ass.

wafflesnfalafel > Boxer_4 06/30/2019 at 19:17

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Excellent mirror usage!

We have those kind of losses all the time... it’s just dumb. I had one of our clients once try to explain to me that he was legal and in the right after attempting to pass a dump and pup trailer turning left. Claimed since the police weren’t called, (which also seemed awfully suspect given the other vehicle was a commercial truck... ) that it clearly means he wasn’t at fault. Dude, just be grateful you aren’t dead right now...

Boxer_4 > smobgirl 06/30/2019 at 19:24

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That is certainly terrifying!  

OPPOsaurus WRX > Boxer_4 06/30/2019 at 21:15

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i’d be tempted to sta rt the turn just to make sure that jackass squeezed out a full turd in his pants.

facw > Alfalfa 07/01/2019 at 16:50

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You need to, that way you know when to block them from making the move they want to make. 

facw > Boxer_4 07/01/2019 at 16:52

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This also works for kids on bikes. Calling out “On your left” seems to invariably result in them vee ring left, deciding to sprint so you can’t get in front of them, or some other bit of stupidity that does not result in a safe pass.